Living in South Africa is nice. We have a public holiday for nearly everything.
Family day, freedom day, youth day, women's day, heritage day, workers day... We even have Monday the 10 August listed as public holiday day...
It is quite sad that all these public holidays are for humans. We need a day dedicated to the hard working animals of South Africa.
I therefore proclaim today 'SA Random Friday Farm Animal Noise Day' or... SARFFAND Day!
This one's for you guys... especially to the sheep that died so I could have a burger yesterday and the cow that waits 2 hours in a line to get milked every cold morning so that my All Bran Flakes don't feel like sandpaper etching away and hemorrhaging my bowls on the way out.
Thank you Mrs Cow for the Ice-cream, Mr Goat for the feta cheese and Mr Sheep for the lovely beanie and bedroom slippers.
Mooo! NaAaAaAaAaA! Baaaaaa!
You guys are the best. Your services to mankind are much appreciated and I hope you enjoy your eternal abode in green fields filled with at least 7 types of yummy...grass.
EEbEE
Friday, May 22, 2009
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2 comments:
you ate a lamb burger? mmm
yesterday we practically ate a whole sheep too. i thank you, sheepy dude
couldn be a vegetarian. respect them, but couldnt do it. especially not in japan where pork is actually a vegetable
Hopefully my veggie post doesn't put you off them completely Sarahlaria.
(spicey lamb burgers are sooo delish)
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