“If you die now, who will we have to sit in your chair?”
“You can improve the flavour by eating your barf…”
“If Meat Loaf was a girl you would be pretty.”
“If I close one eye and blur the other, I can hardly tell you are suffering with 3rd degree burns…”
“You know what they say; sometimes a man is too quick for his own pants.”
“It smells better than gangrene…”
“Eating your own poo is a recognized illness. They can treat that…”
“Today’s special: Cow ears, udder and other random bits ground up and shoved into intestines to make a treat that looks about the same going in as it does coming out (R49.99 per kg).”
“Dental floss is Gods way of keeping Satan out of your mouth”
“You can easily replace the ones you’ve lost with a pair of unshelled walnuts”
“It can make you attractive or invisible, I forget which… take it anyway.”
“Do you want a super-sized paper cup filled with addictive, black, bubbling acid for an extra R1?”
“It’s the only pet that looks equally cute when turned inside out”
“Your flabby thighs complement that adorable smile”
(Use at your own risk...)
