New on supermarket shelves in SA

I was in Pick 'n Pay today when I noticed this product on the shelves for the first time. Why did Kellogg's think it would be a good idea to name a breakfast cereal 'Smack' (unless said cereal contained a certain 'secret ingredient')! I mean honestly! do they think people will need their fix of smack in the mornings? Does the name guarantee a long term customer from a particular segment of buyers?



I'm not so sure... The frog/lizard thing seems to be very excited about the whole deal though, suspiciously so in my opinion. Have you ever seen a cereal box character with as big a smile???



Stay well away from this one friends, it gives me the heebee djeebeez

First ever Kung fu dream

I have no idea how or why this happened but last night I had my first kung-fu dream. It was fun. All of my buddies and I doing some sweet moves to the greatest ever kung fu anthem classic (Carl Douglas – kung fu fighting. If you don’t know and like this song you should be shot… or force fed raisins). The setting was also brilliant, a seaside dock on a sunny day (I think it was somewhere in the far east judging from the amount of bamboo)

Maybe it will happen again tonight. It could be a series! I’ve been disappointed by series dreams before though, you always get the ‘to be continued…’ bit but the next episode never shows.

Of course some would say ‘eebee. Why don’t you just take up real kung fu?’ and I would have a number of reasons for saying no:

• Never! That’s like offering me to slowly impale myself with a blunt cooking utensil or judge pop idols (Dream kung fu is fun because it doesn’t hurt).
• One needs an opponent in kung fu and I would hate to have to unleash the wrath of Eebee-wan Kenobi on any innocent person. I havn’t ever done this before so I’m expecting the outburst to be of epic proportions.
• They will make/have made a Kung fu simulator that can be played on pc at any time. I could get my painless kung fu kicks almost as good as (if not better than) dream kung fu.

So there.

(I’ll try to post Carl Douglas – kung fu fighting mp3 for those of you that don’t want to be shot or force fed raisins. Alternatively, ask and I will email to you)